You cannot love in peace

You want to propose in nature so you enter bush only to join this meeting

You want to propose in nature so you enter bush only to join this meeting

You paste 'Will You Marry Me' posters but Sanwo Olu uses his face to cover it

You paste 'Will You Marry Me' posters but Sanwo Olu uses his face to cover it

Are you okay sir?

When you realize your containers have been sinking since you proposed with your great-aunt's ring

When you realize your containers have been sinking since you proposed with your great-aunt's ring

Was this woman a witch?

You try to fake your own death as part of the proposal plan but Nigerians start cooking burial jollof

You try to fake your own death as part of the proposal plan but Nigerians start cooking burial jollof

You put the ring in her food and she chokes on it. Next thing, you're doing honeymoon in Kirirkiri

You put the ring in her food and she chokes on it. Next thing, you're doing honeymoon in Kirirkiri

You carry megaphone to shout in front of Bae's office but she works at Yaba Psychiatric Hospital

You carry megaphone to shout in front of Bae's office but she works at Yaba Psychiatric Hospital

Now you're thumb-printing hospital card

As part of your proposal speech, you vow to fight her battles so she tells you about the 265 children chasing her inside dream

As part of your proposal speech,  you vow to fight her battles so she tells you about the 265 children chasing her inside dream

Congratulations you're a daddy!

You stick your ring inside a book but she gives the book to Adamu, the suya guy

You stick your ring inside a book but she gives the book to Adamu,  the suya guy

Trying to be unconventional, you go skinny-dipping but mami-water chomps down on your preeq

Trying to be unconventional, you go skinny-dipping but mami-water chomps down on your preeq

And you want to dance on trailers like they do in Hollywood but all our trailers are bending

And you want to dance on trailers like they do in Hollywood but all our trailers are bending

So you respect yourself and dance on the ground

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