You want to propose in nature so you enter bush only to join this meeting
You paste 'Will You Marry Me' posters but Sanwo Olu uses his face to cover it
Are you okay sir?
When you realize your containers have been sinking since you proposed with your great-aunt's ring
Was this woman a witch?
You try to fake your own death as part of the proposal plan but Nigerians start cooking burial jollof
You put the ring in her food and she chokes on it. Next thing, you're doing honeymoon in Kirirkiri
You carry megaphone to shout in front of Bae's office but she works at Yaba Psychiatric Hospital
Now you're thumb-printing hospital card
As part of your proposal speech, you vow to fight her battles so she tells you about the 265 children chasing her inside dream
Congratulations you're a daddy!
You stick your ring inside a book but she gives the book to Adamu, the suya guy
Trying to be unconventional, you go skinny-dipping but mami-water chomps down on your preeq
And you want to dance on trailers like they do in Hollywood but all our trailers are bending
So you respect yourself and dance on the ground