Of all the wahala we face in Nigeria, you wouldn't think having a big head will be on the list, right?
But it is
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1. You can't be an Olodo in peace because everyone will want to know what is inside that your big head.
2. When it's time to fetch water, guess who is getting the biggest bucket?
Yes, You. Because of your Rihanna head
3. Yoruba people won't think twice before calling you "Boda Olorin Nla"
4. When you upload a sweet picture on Twitter, the devils on that app won't let you rest
Using your head for entertainment
5. If you want to start your career, Nigerians will first drag your head before they let themselves admit you're talented.
For the culture
6. And if you're an under-performing governor, they will link your failed career to your head
A lazy Nigerian Youth said Ambode's head is not oxygenated
7. And everybody likes to assume all the food you eat goes to your head
Simple biology, they don't know