1. The Onigbeses; These ones have borrowed more than their salary before month-end
So the salary iyaf finished before it even enters
2. The ones that will quickly gwan pay their Tithe. Because they don’t want to offend Papa J
Awon enemy Daddy Freeze. Free the sheeple kee you there
3. The ones that their body will be scratching them to buy anything buyable
Both relevant and irrelevant items must be bought because e nwere ego!
4. We also have the ones that start thinking of how to throw a party and buy casket in the club once it’s tGif
With their friends screaming “All my guys are ballers”
5. How about the ones that just want to use their salary to woo their crush so they ask their crush for a date
This is how they sit on a date knowing they just received salary 2 days ago
6. If they’ve not paid your own salary and you mistakenly get into an argument with them
7. The ones that would be using Taxify to oppress us from the very day they got paid
They will now balance at owner’s corner
8. After one week they will now remove the ‘FY’ in Taxify and be using what is left
They will tell you they are doing throwback. Aye throwback ma baje ni
9. Two weeks later, they’ve started chasing Molue with you already
Jaguda and Ęruku mode activated at the same damn time
10. People that used to buy Chicken Republic everyday at work.
They will now be cooking from home to work
11. During this period, If you’re their younger brother or sister and you’re asking them for money...
12. In conclusion, if you have a fowl that walks anyhow in the compound, please just gwan cage it.
Because you won’t know when one leg of the fowl will go missing 😩