How would your questions be answered?

Google has all the answers right? But how would your questions be answered if Google were a Yoruba Demon?

Google has all the answers right?  But how would your questions be answered if Google were a Yoruba Demon?

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"Google, how do I remain faithful to one woman for the rest of my life?" Google: 👇

"Google, how do I remain faithful to one woman for the rest of my life?" Google: 👇

"My ex is getting married today" Google: Tell her you miss her

"My ex is getting married today"      Google: Tell her you miss her

"My 19th side-chick just cheated on me. How should I react? Google: 👇

"My 19th side-chick just cheated on me. How should I react?     Google: 👇

Then go and write rubbish on Twitter about how hoes ain't loyal

"My side-chicks are having a get together" Google: Resurrect with amnesia

"My side-chicks are having a get together"      Google: Resurrect with amnesia

"My side-chick just proposed to me." Google: Tear your boxers and form madness.

"My side-chick just proposed to me."    Google: Tear your boxers and form madness.

"I don't plan on marrying her but she's talking about baby names." Google: Tell her you like 'Olasubomi'

"I don't plan on marrying her but she's talking about baby names."     Google: Tell her you like 'Olasubomi'

"Google, I don't have a car but... " Google: Go and perch on somebody's range

"Google,  I don't have a car but... "       Google: Go and perch on somebody's range

"How to use my destiny for blood money?" Google: Your side-chicks have shared that one.

"How to use my destiny for blood money?"       Google: Your side-chicks have shared that one.

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