1. That moment when someone is entering their PIN and you start looking elsewhere so they won't think you're a thief
2. Or when someone is trying to dash you money and you refuse it, so they pocket the money
Can't you ask me again?!
3. You find money on the ground and now you're wondering if you'll turn to yam by picking it
But you need to renew your sub
4. So you bend to pick it but one useless child shouts, "Ah Uncle!"
Ode. That's why he's balding at age 6
5. When the store attendant starts checking to see if your money is fake
I don't kuku have another money
6. They are raining Dollars at a wedding so you start wondering if you can pick one or two
Will they catch me?
7. You wake up, iron your clothes, spray perfume and walk into the bank to deposit N40 so you can withdraw N500 at the ATM
I cannot die
8. You get to the ATM to withdraw the N500 but the machine tells you that your akant has only N499
How will I deposit N1 now?
9. You just finished abusing the conductor and now you can't find your t-fare again
My mouth o
10. How tellers look at you when you have N53 in your account but you're using 10 minutes to draw signature
11. And you wake up to an illegal debit alert so you go to the bank to fight but they tell you the debit was for your pornhub subscription
Why are you now shouting?