1. The only place you can whip a Nigerian is in the dream and best believe they are carrying the matter to church, the next day.
2. It is only in Nigeria that BDSM will turn to real fight
3. You wanted to whip Chigozie with belt but mistakenly used the iron side. Now, you're at Ikorodu General Hospital at 2am
That meins you wee sleep there
4. You want to be lightly shocked but Nepa brought full current and now you've shocked your nipples inside
Oh my nippu
5. The minute a Nigerian mother finds out that they've been handcuff-ing and beating her son
Elo Pastor, my daughter in law is a witch
6. Your 13th side chick finally agrees to get kinky and she ties you up
Only to wake up to 72 incisions on your manhood
When you remember that she was rubbing your head with palm oil and now you're not sure if your destiny is still at home
How can I confirm like this?
7. You try to teach bae BDSM and realize she is an agbero
Mental note: Block Bae
And when you get to the chemist and he gives you vitamin C
So you can't see I'm almost dead?