Because oyinbo BDSM is different from ours

1. The only place you can whip a Nigerian is in the dream and best believe they are carrying the matter to church, the next day.

1. The only place you can whip a Nigerian is in the dream and best believe they are carrying the matter to church, the next day.

2. It is only in Nigeria that BDSM will turn to real fight

2. It is only in Nigeria that BDSM will turn to real fight

3. You wanted to whip Chigozie with belt but mistakenly used the iron side. Now, you're at Ikorodu General Hospital at 2am

3. You wanted to whip Chigozie with belt but mistakenly used the iron side. Now, you're at Ikorodu General Hospital at 2am

That meins you wee sleep there

4. You want to be lightly shocked but Nepa brought full current and now you've shocked your nipples inside

4. You want to be lightly shocked but Nepa brought full current and now you've shocked your nipples inside

Oh my nippu

5. The minute a Nigerian mother finds out that they've been handcuff-ing and beating her son

5. The minute a Nigerian mother finds out that they've been handcuff-ing and beating her son

Elo Pastor, my daughter in law is a witch

6. Your 13th side chick finally agrees to get kinky and she ties you up

6. Your 13th side chick finally agrees to get kinky and she ties you up

Only to wake up to 72 incisions on your manhood

Only to wake up to 72 incisions on your manhood

When you remember that she was rubbing your head with palm oil and now you're not sure if your destiny is still at home

When you remember that she was rubbing your head with palm oil and now you're not sure if your destiny is still at home

How can I confirm like this?

7. You try to teach bae BDSM and realize she is an agbero

7. You try to teach bae BDSM and realize she is an agbero

Mental note: Block Bae

And when you get to the chemist and he gives you vitamin C

And when you get to the chemist and he gives you vitamin C

So you can't see I'm almost dead?

YOUR REACTION?


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