1. Find you a man that looks like this
Ladies, if he's not fine, the view is just going to get worse from below so this part is very important
2. Grab his attention
Flip that wig hunnay!
3. Take him home and set the mood
4. Pour him a glass of wine to relax his tension
5. Get ready
Don't wear tear tear pant o
6. Slay on some blood red lipstick
Because it's aesthetically pleasing
7. Slowly pull down his shorts
8. And bring it out
9. YOUR BIBLE! BRING OUT YOUR BIBLE
10. So you stayed to learn how to give a fantastic blowjob?
11. And you thought we were going to teach you?