1. When Wizkid first heard the news of the picture. "Yu mean my Drake?"
2. "No it Kent be true" *rushes to open Twitter*
3. Scrolls down and sees the picture
4. Immediately he had a minor heart attack. "My chest. This can't be Drake"
5. His friend "Who's it then?"
6. And Wizkid pursued his friend away
7. Wizkid feels betrayed, not only by Drake, but also by his friend
8. Now he's not going to have any hit song in 2018 because Drake Jesus didn't come closer
9. And people might be thinking I'm so dead because Wizkid's fans are coming to roast me and then start passing me on, but thank God, this is not Twitter
10. Isn't God a wonderful God?