1. What she sees when you say your name is Femi
2. When your WCW comes back from Dubai with British accent
3. When your make-up artist is your husband's ex
4. When someone says "Nigerian Jollof ain't all that"
5. When you're queueing for fuel and someone asks who you'll be voting for in 2019
6. When you decide to come early to a Nigerian party and nobody has shown face
7. When your wife is busty and your driver keeps singing 'Boobi yen o ja mi laya'
8. When your friend is getting too friendly with your wife
9. When Ekaette asks if you're sure it's big
10. And when you think of all the memes Odunlade Adekola has given us