It's 2018 fellas! Don't let the other guy stop you from being with the woman of your dreams.

1. First and foremost kings, the way you look is extremely important. I don't care if your girlfriend's boyfriend already looks like this

First and foremost kings, the way you look is extremely important. I don't care if your girlfriend's boyfriend already looks like this

2. You as the side-nigga need to take it a notch higher and look like this

You as the side-nigga need to take it a notch higher and look like this

Trust me the more you look like fresh goat-meat, the more other things will fall in place

3. I know you're excited about this lesson but before I proceed, you need to know that there are some girls out here that no matter how much effort you put into snatching them up, they still wouldn't become yours! The first of them are the Time Wasters

I know you're excited about this lesson but before I proceed, you need to know that there are some girls out here that no matter how much effort you put into snatching them up, they still wouldn't become yours! The first of them are the Time Wasters

These unfortunate bunch are the kind that only date you for the sake of making their main bf jealous. Nothing more. You should also be wary of her three sisters namely: Mrs "I want to go on dates with you but nothing else", Mrs "You're such a great friend"  and Mrs "Text back and forth without ever meeting up in person"

4. The second category of girls on this list are the ones that are totally not worth it. As in don't even bother making any attempts

The second category of girls on this list are the ones that are totally not worth it. As in don't even bother making any attempts

Example 1 : Any girl with a crazy/violent boyfriend should be off your list.

Example 2: Any girl with emotional baggage should be off your list! you're not the one that will solve her problem, it would only double by the time she becomes yours.

Example 3: Any girl that already has a boyfriend she DEEPLY loves. This one is a no-brainier.

5. Now that we've gotten that out of the way, the first thing you need to do is be refreshingly DIFFERENT!

Now that we've gotten that out of the way, the first thing you need to do is be refreshingly DIFFERENT!

Chances are your gf's current relationship is already boring the daylight out of her. That's why she has you. Your job here is to be everything the main boyfriend is not and more. I'm sure you're not waiting for me to teach you how to do this. Use your head!

6. Be persistent

Be persistent

Real niggas like you shouldn't throw in the towel at the first hint of rejection. You need to prove your worth to your gf and show her things about you that are missing in her current bf. Surprise her, do things that show your romantic side. Trust me, if she hangs around you after doing all these, then it means she's already considering switching lanes.

7. Text/Call her frequently (even when she's with her main-boyfriend)

Text/Call her frequently (even when she's with her main-boyfriend)

A little tension here and there never hurt anyone

8. Let your sex game be 200%

Let your sex game be 200%

If her eyes aren't rolling into the back of her head or she isn't screaming till she looses her voice then I'm afraid you're doing it wrong.

9. Don't. Be. A. Broke. Ass.

Don't. Be. A. Broke. Ass.

Your girlfriend won't eat love for breakfast, or sex for dinner. Please make sure you actually have something legit going on for you, and not just "prospects". Who prospects epp?

Trust me if you have money, the main boyfriend won't have issues letting you snatch his bae. He might consider a relationship with you.

Just saying...

10. Finally, don't be a boyfriend!

Finally, don't be a boyfriend!

Trust me she'll be attracted to you if you're a single rogue, and she'll be even more attracted to you if you AREN'T (seemingly) interested in replacing her boyfriend. Just play it cool, do everything you need to do but don't make it look like you have an end goal in mind. It works like magic.

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