1. At first, they don't fully understand what you just said, so they ask you to come again
2. And when you do...
because this isn't among 2018 goals
3. Some guys will start doing BODMAS on top the number of times they smashed
4. And when their calculations are faulty they ask you "are you sure it's mine"
5. After giving them proof, we have some guys that instantly turn to Usain Bolt
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6. The one whose Visa has already been approved before his village people sent you to him
7. Some will give you a bullshit story about how they're not ready and they'll ask for an abortion
even though this is the 5th time
8. Then there's the one that starts crying because he already knows this is an automatic marriage sentence
9. The one who tells you his wife already has 4 kids for him and you're actually not the only woman in his life
10. And finally, we have the ones that just accept it wholeheartedly