1. The ones that almost fainted when they heard the story
"Just shift lemme faint"
2. These ones can't just wait to get their hands on President BuBu
I promise, I just want to talk to him
3. The ones that are just depressed, now" a snake is richer than them"
"No ooo, I am not crying someone is just slicing onions beside me😫".
4. These ones are just tired of Nigeria, they can't wait for someone to just comman take them abroad
They be like" please just get me out this country, even if it's to Iraq"
5. The ones that are just angry that Jamb Officials couldn't even comeup with a better lie.
Wait!! Is it that they think Nigerians are stupid or this officials don't just have sense?
6. These ones are just lost and confused about the whole situation, they also have alot of questions
" I am not understanding. What is 36millon doing in jamb office? how did the snake enter the building? is it that snakes don't deal with flesh and blood again, they now deal with paper? Issorit.
7. Lastly, the ones that have given up on Nigeria long ago even b4 the " the great rat" chased our President BuBu out of his office. So when they heard the news, they were like:
"Who cares? Definitely not me. I cannot comman go and kill myself
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