Things that always occur in Nigerian parties

1. The ones that actually pleaded to get an IV

The ones that actually pleaded to get an IV

2. The slay mamas that purposely come late because they wan shine person wey get party

The slay mamas that purposely come late because they wan shine person wey get party

Issa baby girl for life 

3. The ones that are there just for the drinks

The ones that are there just for the drinks

4. The oloshos that just need customers

The oloshos that just need customers

5. The aunties that you can't recognize because of the quantity of their make up

The aunties that you can't recognize because of the quantity of their make up

My pastor told me it's my year of marital blessings 

6. The yoruba demons that are there just to do what they know best

The yoruba demons that are there just to do what they know best

I salute my victims 

7. The ones that are surprised by the amount of money yahoo boys are spreading and they're thinking if uni was worth it

The ones that are surprised by the amount of money yahoo boys are spreading and they're thinking if uni was worth it

8. The fathers that can't believe it is their daughter dancing like a stripper

The fathers that can't believe it is their daughter dancing like a stripper

Are u telling me that is Nkechi? ACANBILIVIT 

9. The ones that are just confused

The ones that are just confused

Am I sure this is the right parri 

10. Only for them to tell u jollof rice is already finished

Only for them to tell u jollof rice is already finished

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