1. Choose a fancy restaurant to take your lady to
2. Don't go to the mall. There's a spirit living there that makes people say no
3. Invite as many of her friends as you can treat
They will act as your videographer
4. Also invite a professional photographer
How else will people take you seriously?
5. When you see that everywhere is silent, go on your knees
6. Let. Her. Shout.
7. Let. Her. Cry
8. Let her act surprised even though y'all discussed it before leaving home
9. Now beg your professional photographer to wait until they pay your salary
And voila! You're engaged.
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