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You're doing your thing when Konji decides to pay you a visit

You're doing your thing when Konji decides to pay you a visit

Hello my dia

So you start thinking of giving your formerly convicted Ex-boyfriend another chance

So you start thinking of giving your formerly convicted Ex-boyfriend another chance

Is it not only Yahoo he did? Did he kill person?

Or maybe you should just call Emeka from computer village

Or maybe you should just call Emeka from computer village

But you need horse power and Emeka is 1 minute 22 seconds

You decide to use Instagram to distract yourself but Instagram goes offline

You decide to use Instagram to distract yourself but Instagram goes offline

What is all this nonsense?

Resolving to walk the Konji off, you run into this fine shokolate Man

Resolving to walk the Konji off, you run into this fine shokolate Man

Oyinbo say "Do something that scares you, everyday" - So y'all knack

The next day, you bounce into work and watch everyone complain about the Instagram malfunction

The next day, you bounce into work and watch everyone complain about the Instagram malfunction

Sorry o. Can't relate

Your boss comes in to introduce the soakaway guy and he turns out to be your shokolate man

Your boss comes in to introduce the soakaway guy and he turns out to be your shokolate man

But you're convinced his profession doesn't define him

Until the Akara woman starts dragging him for sleeping with Moshood

Until the Akara woman starts dragging him for sleeping with Moshood

Ehn? Moshood? Is that not boy name?

You go and ask who Moshood is and you find out it's the female ram they bought for Sallah

You go and ask who Moshood is and you find out it's the female ram they bought for Sallah

Hay! 

Now, Google is informing you that you've carried Syphilis with small Gonorrhea (Animal Kingdom Edition)

Now, Google is informing you that you've carried Syphilis with small Gonorrhea (Animal Kingdom Edition)

YOUR REACTION?


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