We can all agree that the bad blood between vendors and Nigerian delivery men is not ending today or anytime soon.
Today, we’re going to analyze the whole situation, putting both the vendors and delivery men into consideration.
Picture this: a vendor carefully packs a delicious order, seals it with love and foil, and hands it over to the delivery man. Hours later, the customer opens the package and finds one Chicken thigh missing not misplaced, not forgotten, but eaten by the delivery man!
Dear delivery man, what was the thought process? Did hunger strike mid-transit? Did the aroma seduce your senses? Or was it just pure audacity? Because opening a sealed package is one thing, but sampling the goods like it’s a buffet is a whole new level of boldness.
As if that’s not enough, there’s the classic “I can’t find the address” saga.
You send your location, drop a pin, even describe the building colour, yet somehow, the delivery man ends up in a different neighborhood entirely and you’re left wondering if they’re using Google Maps or he just wants to intentionally annoy you. “Oga, just use your map na, stop calling the customer every five minutes like they’re your personal GPS.
Vendors are tired, delivery men are frustrated, and customers? They’re caught in the crossfire. There’s always a back and forth: “I called you; you didn’t pick.” “You said you’d be here by 2pm, it’s 7pm.” “Why is the package open?” “Why is the item missing?” “Why did you eat the chicken?” It’s exhausting!
Some vendors have even shut down their businesses because the stress of coordinating deliveries is worse than controlling soldiers in an army.
The war between vendors in Nigeria and delivery men is not going to end anytime soon, and we just have to keep navigating through this chaos one step at a time. Hopefully, vendors don’t go crazy within this period.
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