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Are You an Upright Citizen or A Criminal?

Take this quiz and we’ll tell you what side of the law you’re really on. Don’t lie o, nobody will beat you. Everything here is on code..

  • Question of

    Have you ever driven past a red light?

    • Yes! Idan no dey stop for anything.
    • No o, I obey traffic laws to the fullest.
    • Kraks, are you the police?
  • Question of

    Have you ever driven drunk?

    • Never! It’s too irresponsible.
    • Omo, yes o. I had to get home.
    • These questions don dey dey one kind o.
  • Question of

    Have you ever eaten something in a supermarket and left without paying?

    • Yes, because I be Sodiq lmao.
    • That’s not nice, they’re running at a loss.
    • Na who them catch be thief.
  • Question of

    Did you ever take alcohol when you were below 18?

    • Yep, l’m pretty sure everyone did.
    • No o, I waited till after I was 18.
    • I’m not snitching on myself.
  • Question of

    Have you ever driven without a license before?

    • Wo, I did what I had to do.
    • Me I dey fear police o.
    • Maybe I have, maybe I haven’t.
  • Question of

    Have you ever done a hit and run before?

    • I no get money that day, make the person no vex.
    • I can’t do that, it’s not nice.
    • Kraks, you dey find person wey bash your car?
  • Question of

    Have you ever gone against a one way traffic on the road?

    • Yes
    • No
    • Who is asking?
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Written by Tunmise Olasokan

Creative writer from 9-5, but an Idan 24/7.