Just imagine if Nigerians are put in the squid game movie trying to survive all the hurdles and tasks.
omo the calamity and chaos will be too much to handle, because all things being equal, Nigerians must show themselves no matter the situation.
The game master fit even close the entire game because of us!
We are strong people, and if we can survive Nigeria, we can obviously survive a squid game movie. What is squid game compared to Nigeria? Squid game dey learn!
We definitely know that Nigerians would find ways to cheat and hack the whole game before it even starts. You should know that with Nigerians, everything is possible.
The moment contestants’ step into the game, at least five people will start praying in tongues and rebuking spiritual forces.
Trust Nigerians and prayer na, they must Kabash.
Expect someone to scream: “Blood of Jesus! I reject any spirit of premature death!” No be you carry yourself enter the game?
The game master will have to pause the intro until the prayers subside.
Nigerian firstborn children will be very excited about this game, because it’s like their parents have been preparing them for this moment all their lives.
They’ve survived their parents’ lectures, endless sibling responsibilities, and being the family’s unpaid therapist. They’re mentally ready for whatever obstacle Squid Game throws their way. Squid game na small thing for first born.
Trust Nigerians and too much sense, someone would definitely try to bribe the game master, because true Nigerians know that the solution to any problem is Money.
At some point, a contestant will walk up to the masked guards and whisper: “Oga, let’s talk. How much for VIP access?
The business man in Nigerians will not allow them go inside there without selling one thing or the other, either Gala, plantain chips, or even puff puff. Game master sef go patronize, because in Nigeria, sweet mouth na water.
A Nigerian would definitely not let an ordinary “Red light, Green light” doll take them out.
They’ll surely come up with strategies and techniques to make sure they escape that game with no injuries.
At the end of the day, Nigerians don’t lose—they either win, hustle, or find a way to survive.
