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Stay Woke: Identifying Fake Pastors in Nigeria (2023)

So, you know what? Nigeria’s got its fair share of characters, and some of them like to play dress-up as pastors. We’ve got a real issue with these so-called “fake pastors,” and it’s super important to have your radar up to spot ’em and steer clear of their shifty antics. These folks might look the part, but trust me, they’re more like con artists in holy disguise.

Here are 7 hot tips to help you sniff out those phony preachers:

1. The Bling Bling Trap: If your pastor’s all about promising you a life filled with money, fancy cars, and a mansion, but barely talks about saving your soul and living righteously – well, hold your horses! You might be dealing with a faker.

2. The Missing Leadership Mojo: Real pastors are more than just spiritual guides; they’re leaders, too. If your pastor can’t rally the congregation and is just dishing out advice without any real leadership swagger, you should start raising your eyebrows.

3. Money, Money, Money: Legit pastors are all about spreading the good word and boosting your spiritual growth. If your pastor’s blabbing about money, tithes, and offerings more than Jesus’ teachings, you’ve got yourself a suspect.

4. Walk the Talk: When your pastor preaches holiness and righteousness 24/7 but their own life is a mess, something’s off. That’s a red flag for a fake pastor alert!

5. The Hand-Laying Extravaganza: So, real pastors lay hands on folks when they’re asked or needed, not all willy-nilly. If your pastor’s slapping hands on people left and right without any rhyme or reason, it’s time to wonder what’s up.

6. Wallet Drain: Any pastor asking for big bucks in return for stuff like holy water or healing services is shady business. Real pastors don’t put a price tag on faith.

7. Ear-Ticklers: Legit pastors don’t sugarcoat God’s message. If your pastor’s telling you what you want to hear, rather than the truth that might challenge you, they might be in the “fake pastor” category.

If you’re spotting any of these signs in your pastor or anyone claiming to be a “man of God,” don’t be too quick to sip the Kool-Aid. Stay sharp, keep your guard up, and watch out for those fake pastors roaming around Nigeria! ????

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Written by Ekene Aka

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