Imagine Westeros, but with Nigerian energy. Forget dragons think Deyemi Okanlawon on a horse shouting “You will not disrespect me!” while Adesua Etomi plans political chess moves in the shadows.
If Game of Thrones were to be recast with Nigerian celebrities, here’s what the lineup might look like (with a sprinkle of drama and pepper .
1. RMD as Tywin Lannister :
The ultimate patriarch. Calm, classy, intimidating , just one look and you’ll start confessing sins you didn’t commit.
2. Adesua Etomi as Daenerys Targarye:
Beautiful, determined, and silently deadly. One wrong move and your entire kingdom is dust. And yes, her “dragons” would probably be Yoruba aunties who don’t take nonsense.
3. Odunlade Adekola as Jon Snow :
Because who else can combine seriousness with surprise facial expressions? Odunlade with a sword screaming “You will not disgrace me!” is peak cinema.
4. Bimbo Ademoye as Arya Stark :
Tiny but deadly. Don’t let the pretty face fool you, she’s got emotional damage and hands to match.
5. Tony Umez as Joffrey Baratheon :
Let’s be honest, he has the perfect chaotic energy. Just imagine him saying “You will suffer!!” from the Iron Throne. Instant meme.
6. Genevieve Nnaji as Cersei Lannister :
Elegant. Calculated. A queen in her own right. She’ll sip wine while orchestrating your downfall, no stress.
7. Chidi Mokeme as The Hound :
Rugged and unpredictable. He’s the guy who helps you out but will still insult your whole generation. Perfect fit.
8. Nancy Isime as Sansa Stark:
Starts off innocent, ends up bossed up. Plus, she’s got the perfect “don’t try me” aura now.
9. Pete Edochie as Ned Stark:
The king of wisdom, honor, and long proverbs. Might get beheaded early, but he’ll drop enough quotes to sustain the kingdom for seasons.
10. Falz as Tyrion Lannister:
Funny, smart, and always sipping tea (or small stout). Falz would deliver savage lines with perfect comic timing.
Westeros can rest, abeg. If Nollywood took over Game of Thrones, we’re talking gbas gbos, witchcraft, family meetings, and a soundtrack by Burna Boy. HBO, are you seeing this?
