AI has become the absolute love of our lives. some might even call it their bestie, therapist, confidant(e), Rants partner, you name it!
You feel so free and excited, sharing all your secrets with your AI, you even asked it for “How to steal your best friend’s Rich Boyfriend” Ha! The audacity for me.
And AI? Loyal. Silent. Not even a passive-aggressive notification, it answers you like a sweetheart.
Until one day…it snaps and begins to spill secrets!
You wake up one morning and Ai has gone rogue! It has begun to spill your secrets across various social media platforms, alerting your friends of all the nasty things you told AI about them and how you even asked for tips to steal her rich boyfriend.
” Your heart is in shambles. Your best friend? In your DMs, typing in capital letters.
As if that’s not enough damage, you show up at work, keeping it simple and corporate.
You open your laptop for a presentation at work, suddenly your system begins to malfunction and all your recent conversation about your boss pops up on the screen.
“How to attack my boss on the road and give him the beating of his life without him realizing I’m the one” and now you’re stuck explaining yourself to your boss saying it’s a system malfunction and everything is a lie, but in that moment, Ai connects to the sound system in the room and speaks “stop telling lies.
we both know you’ve been planning this for three months now and there’s even a group chat called operation Uppercut. If you push me, remember I have receipts”
You already know you’ve been casted, you grab your bag, throw your laptop into pure darkness, and whisper, “No weapon formed against me shall prosper.”
AI replies: “Technically I’m not a weapon. Just a mirror.”
You run out of the office, and immediately, a message comes in from the talking stage you’ve been billing, and he says “What did I ever do to you for you to treat me this way” He even backs the message up with screenshots of you asking AI for ways to get money from a man you don’t like AT ALL.
How do you even want to explain, infact you ask yourself what’s happening, who’s doing this to you. is this karma?
You breakdown on the road scream and that’s when your alarm rings! Time for work.
It was only just a dream Afterall, you jump with excitement.
You pick up your phone, open your chat GPT and type “How do i tolerate my boss at work today’ and it replies, “Coconut head, be like sey you no dey learn Lesson”!
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