Adulting in Nigeria is already hard. So let’s relax your mind with a small quiz you didn’t ask for.
No thinking too much, just pick a side and defend it with your full chest.
Let the gbas gbos begin!
1. KFC Bucket Chicken or Mega Chicken Bucket Chicken?
One comes with English and extra tissue paper. The other comes with Naija spice and confidence.
Which one do you trust to hold your belly down?
2. Filmhouse or Silverbird Cinema?
Is it the one with AC that’s cold like UK weather or the one that still shows “Now Showing” even after the movie has ended?
Choose your cinema fighter.
3. Cowrywise or Piggyvest?
Both save your future from your impulsive spending habits. As your eyes no gree look away
So which do you prefer?
The one that texts like it’s your friend or the one that deducts your money before you even wake up?
4. Dodo or Fried Yam?
Soft and sweet like your crush? Or hard and crunchy like Nigeria’s economy?
Both slap well with pepper sauce sha.
5. Bolt or Uber?
One is fast but the driver will ask “you sabi road?”
The other is calm but might charge you like it’s an airfare to Canada.
Which one do you enter when it’s raining?
6. DSTV or Netflix?
DSTV is your daddy’s pride. News, football, Yoruba movies on standby.
Netflix? That’s where you go to escape reality for six hours straight.
Which one are you picking?
7. WhatsApp Stickers or Instagram Reels?
Do you use stickers to insult your friends without saying a word?
Or are you that person always sending one funny video after another?
Pick your stress reliever.
No need to overthink. Just follow your belly, your vibe, or your data balance.
But please, if you say you don’t like dodo, we’ll have to involve the elders.
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