You are still single in 2025. See, on a normal day, relationship entry has closed for the year. But because of me, your big sis, your guardian angel in these matters of the heart, I’ve already gone to beg the relationship committee on your behalf. Don’t say I didn’t try for you.
They said that if you want to still see relationship in 2025, December is your last bus stop. That’s when people will be outside, looking good, glowing, and open to love. But you, yes, you, that strong-headed girl, will still be indoors, bonnet tied, barefooted, lying down without a bra on your couch, pressing your phone, scrolling through people’s love stories on TikTok.
Tell me, how do you want to have relationship? You will be single forever!
After I told you, the only way you can get relationship before the end of 2025 is by coming out this December. But no, you won’t listen. You’ll still stay inside, saying, “Outside is stressful.” Meanwhile, love is outside!
If you like, stay indoors and keep watching wedding vlogs and “how we met” stories. But when the December breeze starts blowing and couples start posting “soft launch” pictures, don’t cry.
Because I’ve said it, the only way you can enter relationship before the year ends is to come out this December. If you don’t want to come out, enjoy singleness, because that’s your portion till 2026.
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