Eniola Lasaki
Hey besties, so we performed a social experiment where we asked 10 Nigerians to share their weird s*xual experiences. You know that experience that makes you think, “ ahh werey leleyi o”…. Yeah that’s it.
Trust me, this will have you rolling by the time you’re done…leggoo!!!
Bode, 29
“This one time, a lady we agreed to have sex, it was going to be a weekend romp.
We were 2 days in and on the 2nd day, I could feel us both tired and trying to just rest, only for this woman to try to get me hard again and to go, I’m like, are you being funny?
This time, I had exhausted my c*m bucket”
Cynthia, 24
“This guy and I had decided to spend the night together. We previously met at the club and couldn’t stop cutting eye for each other. Fast forward to the agreed date. He picked me up and we had dinner (how sweet). After dinner we headed to his. I went in for a shower and when I got back, I saw different s*x toys and whips laid on the bed. I ran for my dear life!”
Shola, 27
“The first time I had s*x, I was nervous and then I heard a fart noise but because it was my first time I didn’t know it was called queefing and I pulled back and started laughing. My partner was so confused and looking back now I think he thought I was high or something. It wasn’t until when I was talking to my sister that she mention that it was a queef, not a fart!”
Ola, 32
“So we decided to spice up our s*x life then a bit by introducing toys. After the discussion, we decided to get a good s*x toy, on the day we started up with the usual kis*ing and trying to get everyone set it the mood, then we started with Lubricating then thrusting with the toy not up to 10 mins she started convulsing and shaking. She couldn’t move for over 2hrs Omo I was so scared
Convulsing and tears o”
Tola, 28
“So in the heat of the hunnns and ahhss
Uncle decided that he wants to slide in from the back o, as per feel and see the big as* bounce.. you get, lol
That’s how I felt a wrong move in my as*hole..the scream I screamed…My wetness dried up immediately…”
Nife, 33
“I was at a nightclub and was all alone so this pretty young lady walked up to me and we had a couple of shots. We then went on to have a dance and she led me to the toilet and we had a quickie
Mind you, I didn’t get her number or even her name.”
Yemi, 22
““Ojo buruku esu gbo’mi mu”….
So we met at a function, exchanged contact, and started texting (later Se*ting)…. I visited her a couple of times and she always requested I buy onion flavor Pringles which was weird to me. On D-day, I got to her place around 8:45pm ish, lights were off cos she was watching a movie, joined her and she asked if I was ready and we got into foreplay… babe wasn’t moved o, we proceeded to d main thing with gentle strokes and the next thing she grabbed my butts and her fingers were looking for my Anus….Ah! Se mo jor Kanye Westi nii?….
I objected o and she said that one way she can feel it cos I didn’t turn her on during foreplay. So I suggested she take the lead ( wrong move), she kissed me and licked my lips, neck, and nipples then she bit my nip*les and scratched me hard “mo pariwo “….. trust me, serious biting na hin dy turn her on oo…. She enjoys pain o….Mo se one mo de gerraout that night. My nip*le hurt for an entire week”
Amala, 35
“I went to visit my boyfriend. Mind you, I was on my period. I got there and we started to kiss and I noticed he wanted more. I told him it was that time of the month and guess what he said, “I don’t mind”…. That was a total turn-off for me
Tunde, 25
“This happened years back. I was at a party. Then I saw this big bum Babe. I got attracted immediately. We exchanged BBM pin, and got talking.
Fast-ward to The D Day. I was touching her and she said “ara Mi tin di de” meaning she was getting hor*y. I wanted to laugh, but I ignored it. I continued, then she farted … then started laughing ..I just jejely stood up and Showered. Was indeed a very weird experience.”
Chike, 26
One time I met someone that really matched up my energy (a sneaky link then sha) we were Netflixing and chilling and having s*x and I eating at every interval…we had so much s*x that the one we did last when she was about to go home.
I went to the bathroom to shower afterward as I turned on the shower, I didn’t know what happened but the next thing I saw was a loud bang and I was on the floor I struggled to pick myself up trying to not let her see that I fainted.
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