11 Biblical Lines To Charm Your Babe This Valentine

Don’t forget how you felt the very first time you met the love of your life, the sweet words you whispered to her. Do you still compliment her? or are you always waiting for a special occasion. If that’s the case, then you have nothing to worry about.

Here is a cheat code to rizzing your babe this valentine season. Trust me, these biblical lines are guaranteed to spice up your love life, while sprinkling in some humour.

Lets dive in…

1. If Adam met you before Eve, he would not have left Eden

2. If you were the delilah in the Bible, the Samson in me would also tell you my secrets, my friends’ secrets, my family’s secrets & my country’s secrets

3. My name is sister Mary and I’d like to “spread” the gospel to you!

4. Are you Habakkuk? Cos you look like the one Abba cooked for me.

5. Are you between Act and Corinthians, because I want to Romans you

6. I understand why Solomon had many wives, he had not found you

7. For your case I will be Zacchaeus, cos I will go to any height just to see you

8. I know Moses parted the Red Sea, but baby ain’t nothing parting you and I.

9. I want my rod and staff to comfort you.

10. So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don’t have yours

11. I know we’re supposed to be eating the bread of life but can we also eat each other’s work?

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