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14 Reasons Why You’re Still Single

14 Reasons Why You’re Still Single

As Valentine’s draws closer, let’s do a reality check and introspect why some of you are still single. If peradventure you find yourself guilty of one or 2 of the things listed on this list, then you better fix up!

1. You don’t respond to your DM’s

2. You never leave your house

3. You want to split bills

4. Your character is bad

5. You don’t volunteer in church/mosque

6. You want social media relationship

7. No one is your “spec”

8. You always need “urgent 2k”

9. You set up ring lights at every opportunity

10. You dance like portable at events

11. Even water gets burnt when you attempt to cook

 

12. You’re too stingy

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13. Semo is your favorite swallow

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14. You add “R” to every word e.g BecaRuse

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Written by Eniola Lasaki

I’m a resourceful creative writer who is constantly in pursuit of knowledge. I pique interest in Entertainment, fashion and lifestyle. When I’m not working, I’m most definitely busy catching up with friends and family.