So you say you’re just a “girl with taste”? Or that you “can’t suffer with a man”? Fair. But there’s a thin line between “I have standards” and “I only date men with shares in investment banking and work in real estate.”
And while we support soft life with our full chest, we also have to ask: Are you in it for love, or are you subconsciously building your brand as a Certified Gold Digger?
1. “Soft Life” Is the Goal, and Love Without Comfort Is a Scam
Your own love language involves spending and the tag of being an understanding girlfriend is not part of your resume. You can’t be saying “I love you,” and you’re barely surviving. Maka why???
Those that are enjoying their relationships, do they have two heads ehn?
2. You Can’t Relate to Sapa and Humble Beginnings Love Stories
You’ve heard couples talk about how they started with no clothes on their back, managing a one room squalor, giving motivational talks that’s entering the right ear and leaving out the left ear; but you can’t relate cos you’re waiting for your “he upgraded me from dragging keke to personal driver” testimony. You don’t roll that way.
3. Your Dream Birthday Gift Is probably A Luxury Spa Date, Money Bouquet (cos money doesn’t wilt), and maybe a phone upgrade
Mehn! You’re a baddie in the making, an expensive woman
You are not one of those girls who receive a mug with “World Best Girlfriend” written on it, or even a body spray and a trip to the mall, nahhh. You don’t roll like that.
You’re classy, bougie in the making.
Your aim is to smell like old money.
4. You meet a nice guy who’s sweet, loyal… but broke
oh chim!
All you can feel is compassion for the young man. You didn’t come to this life to suffer, God forbid a girl just wants to elevate her life.
You humor him for a while because though love is sweet, but money makes it sweeter
5. You lowkey want a sugar daddy that just wants to “support your future”
You want an older man who is always in the mood to “talk about your goals.” He doesn’t want your love, because he “believes in your vision.”
Be deceiving yourself.
Oga hasn’t asked you out, hasn’t crossed any lines (yet), but somehow, data keeps entering your phone, chowdeck is at your beck and call, and weekend money keeps finding its way into your account.
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