6 Signs You’re Not the Baller You Think You Are This December

You’re Not Using UBA’s Red Pass

How are you calling yourself a baller, but you’re still joining long queues like its registration for JAMB? Real ballers don’t stress, they flash their UBA Red Pass and breeze through life. Priority service,  VIP treatment, soft life activated. If you don’t have Red Pass yet… relax, you’re still in the junior league.

You’ve Started Saving From September

No time to waste time, it’s barely September but you’ve started saving before expenses hold your neck. For the ballers, how much is money? But for you… money na really water. It flows out so fast you wonder where it all went.

The Only Activities You’re Looking Forward to Are Fests

Any event that does not involve spending money, you are there.

You already have a December calendar; Vibes fest, Afropolitan, Island Block Party- anywhere the gate fee is less than N10k and good music is guaranteed.

You convince yourself you are only there for the music and connection but the only connection you are making are with brands. You are never thirsty until the brands are ready to share their free drinks. Bola whyyyyyy?!!!

You Check Prices of Spots Before Showing Up

Once someone says let’s go out, you’re rushing on Google to see their menu prices, location reviews, average money to spend. You call it planning, but we both know the truth, you don’t have enough to spend.

You’ve Started Buying Clothes Early

You’re not shopping for drip; you’re shopping for discounts. You know once December hits, even white tees will start claiming N20K. So you’re stacking fits now.

You Pick One Location Per Day – For Recovery Reasons

Your friends wanna go from dinner to the beach and end the night in the club but that would mean you spending your whole December plans and money in one night so you claim to know your limits.

Let’s say the truth, your only limitation is Money. Don’t let anybody pressure you, enjoy your December but with sense and get your Red Pass to be on a seamless Detty Side. Imagine access to exclusive locations, VIP access to events and beaches, and a budgeting tool to control your spending without touching your main account.

Don’t watch others ball- get your own Red Pass now and join them  https://thedettyside.ubagroup.com

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