6 Annoying Habits Nigerians Need Deliverance From

If we’re being real, some Nigerian behaviors are not normal. A few of them deserve deliverance service with anointing oil and midnight prayers.
But because we love vibes, let’s laugh about them instead.

1. “It’ll Look Fine on Me” Association

You’re rocking a fine dress, minding your business, then someone opens their mouth and says: “This gown go fine for my body o.” Let’s be guided, what kind of rubbish talk is that one? Just compliment and pass, abeggg

2. Borrowing Without Returning

Name it, power banks, earrings, wigs, once it enters their hand, just forget it. Your property has now changed surname.
Even EFCC can’t help you recover it.

3. The “Let Me Just Taste Small” Crew

You bring food to work, and they say: “Let me just taste small.”
Next thing you know, you’re eating together.
Bros, is your destiny tied to other people’s rice?

4. “Help Me Download the Movie” People

They don’t have Netflix, they don’t have patience, but they must enjoy your subscription. If they hear you watched one new series, just prepare for: “Abeg help me download am.”
Chaiii

5. Side-Eye Crew

You do new hair, they’ll yimu
Buy new shoes, another yimu.
Or get a small upgrade in life, the way they’ll look at you ehn, it’s like they’re already calculating how to drag it down.
Not every glance is ordinary, my people.

6. The Oversabi Advisers

You didn’t ask for advice, but they’ll tell you how to run your life, business, and even relationship.
Meanwhile, their own life is trial and error.
Dear Adviser, abeg shift.