These guys invited ladies over and things didn’t turn out quite as they planned ?. Here are some of the wildest stories we got :
Tunji, 27
“ This babe came to my house for the first time after talking on the internet for months. She said she wanted to cook for both of us and I said okay. Only for this girl to cook yam and fry 4 eggs for herself alone. Why would someone fry more than 4 eggs for themselves in someone else’s house?
Must have been ment. “
Korede, 31
“ The babe came over and we were flirting and having crazy convos about how great we are in bed. Then all of a sudden, she reached into her bag, brought out handcuffs and said that we should try BDSM. The sex talk already got me in the mood so i was down for it. So she stripped me, handcuffed me to the bed, then proceeded to remove a gun from her bag and robbed me while i was naked there on the bed.
She took my wallet, my laptop, my phones and ran away. It’s still like film trick in my eyes. “
Seun, 28
“ We were making out and all of a sudden the babe stopped and said she wanted to sit on my face. And at that point , I was up for anything so I agreed to it. This babe sat on my face, farted and started laughing, I was so pissed off and confused, and apparently she thought it was pretty funny because she was laughing really hard when it happened.That was the last time invited her over or even spoke to her. “
Tega, 23
“ We were flirting and in the course of it, a pillow fight started. I mistakenly hit her face a little too hard with the pillow and this babe wiped me with USB cord like 5 times.There was wire marks all over my body because of small play o.
Hoodlum Oshi. “
Joshua, 30
“ She was in my house for the first time but she surprisingly knew where the sockets, kitchen and everything else were. It felt a little weird so i asked her how she knew my house so well. She said that her ex lived in this exact apartment while they were still together. I asked about the ex and she said “May his soul rest in peace”.
It was in that moment i knew i had to distance myself from that babe and maybe relocate.
May God help us. “
Farouq, 27
“ We had been sexting for weeks after we met so when she came over, we both knew what was about to go down. Madam came and we got into it, i don’t know the person that advised her o but she wanted to do freaky freaky.
She started stripping slowly and in the process, she removed her heels and threw it behind without looking and it broke my tv.
I sent her my account number immediately. “
Terebo, 26
“ She was getting undressed and then she got a text. As she removed her phone from her bag, a red handkerchief fell from it.
I ordered uber straight and kindly told her to go back to her house. My destiny that hasn’t even worked for me, this babe still wanted to steal out of it. No be so o. “
Omo! Men don see things sha ?