7 times Nigerian Artistes have effortlessly said rubbish in their songs

Nigerian artistes are talented without a doubt, but here is a list of the few times their lyrics had us scratching our heads in confusion ?

1. “If you like Karate, I’ll teach you mathematics” Tekno in Wash

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Music video by Teknomiles performing Wash [Official Video]. Made Men Music Entertainment http://vevo.ly/7mz51i #Tekno #Wash #Vevo #HipHop #OfficialMusicVideo

See ehn, these lyrics still gives me headaches till this day . Tekno why???

2. “From the Bed to the Bedroom” – Iyanya in Gift

Iyanya – GIFT [Official Video] Ft. Don Jazzy

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Maybe his bed is in the Kitchen sha, you never really know with houses in Lagos

3. “When I look into your eyes, all I see is your waist” – Davido in D&G

Davido – D & G (Official Video) ft. Summer Walker

Davido feat. Summer Walker – D & G The new album, ‘A Good Time,’ is out now: http://smarturl.it/DavidoAGT?IQid=yt ————————————————— More from Davido: Risky (feat. Popcaan) – https://smarturl.it/DavidoRisky?IQid=YT Assurance – http://smarturl.it/DavidoAssurance?!IQid=YT Blow My Mind – http://smarturl.it/BlowMyMind?IQid=YT Flora My Flawa – http://smarturl.it/FloraMyFlawa?IQid=YT FIA: http://smarturl.it/Davido-FIA?IQid=YT FIA (Remix): http://smarturl.it/Davido-FIARemix?IQid=YT Like Dat – http://smarturl.it/Davido-LikeDat?IQid=YT Pere (feat.

This is the kind of pick up line that’ll make your crush wake up in the middle of the night to block you. Tf ?

4. “Your body sweet pass hot eba” – Rema in Lady

Rema – Lady (Official Music Video)

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First of all, when did hot or even cold eba become sweet? I’m sure he has sat down one time and thought “Wetin I smoke when I record this song?” ?

5. “If I break your heart na oil spillage, I study your love for freedom college” – Duncan Mighty in Lova Lova

Tiwa Savage Ft Duncan Mighty – Lova Lova ( Official Music Video )

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I don’t understand, is her love crude oil? And why are you studying it in freedom college? ?

6. “Prick no get shoulder” – Brymo in PNGS

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Subscribe to BRYMO Official YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/UCuo3nSeDZpkDfTqnBHztKww Enjoy!

Uhm, I’m pretty sure everybody knew that, brymo. ?

7. “You’re not a shark, more like a geisha” – Speed Darlington in Cash and Carry

Speed Darlington – Cash & Carry

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Speedy let his intrusive thoughts win ?

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