(It starts small…Next thing you’re behaving like someone’s mummy/daddy)
You used to laugh at them. Now you’re slowly becoming them.
No warning. No announcement.
1. You’re Reposting and Sending Broadcasts
You used to ignore BCs.
Now you’re the one forwarding them.
2. You Believe AI Videos
You’ll see something clearly fake and still say:
“Ahhh, this is serious o!”
Are you okay???
3. You’re Pricing Without Mercy
“₦5,000?? For what??”
You’ll price it like your life depends on it.
Even when you can afford it, your spirit will reject it.
4. You Reuse Ice Cream Container
You grew up traumatized from this, instead of stopping that pattern, you continued it.
You bought ice cream.
Finished it.
Now the container is no longer for ice cream. It’s now used to store stews, soup and jollof rice.
5. You Wake Up at Night to Pray
Everybody is sleeping peacefully.
You?
Wide awake at 3 am, with anointing oil in your hand.
You now understand spiritual warfare
6. You Watch the News Unprovoked
Nobody sent you.
You’re there watching the news like it’s a series.
Even analyzing it after.
7. You Dilute Your Soda
Full bottle of Coke?
No.
You add water so it “won’t be too sweet.”
This is not normal behavior.
8. You eat vegetables to be healthy
Before: soft drinks, sweets, anything.
Now: “Ahh, too much sugar is not good.”
At this point, there’s no escape.
You’re officially in your African Parent Era.
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