Living in Lagos is like being on a reality show you didn’t audition for. One minute you’re vibing, the next minute you’re running across the express, dodging agberos and praying your Uber doesn’t cancel. If you want to survive this chaotic city with your dignity intact, here are things that must always be in your bag no jokes!
Power Bank (a charged one abeg )
Light is not guaranteed. And if your phone dies in traffic or during “Are you here?” moments, you’re on your own. A power bank in Lagos is like oxygen. Charge it. Love it. Protect it.
Small Cash (aka ‘Hold Something’ Money)
Not everywhere takes transfer especially conductors. And you don’t want to be that person hearing “Come down, oya come down if you no get change!”
Just keep small 500 or 1k inside one corner of your bag. It can save your destiny.
Face Towel or Handkerchief
Because Lagos sun does not play. One minute under that sun and you’re sweating like you just finished gym. Plus, danfo windows don’t close, so dust go reach you. Stay fresh, my G.
Earpiece or AirPods
Essential for blocking out conductor noise, unsolicited market woman advice, and random “fine girl, where you dey go?” street greetings. Also good for faking phone calls when danger is near.
Pepper Spray or Sharp Object (for safety o, not violence!)
Let’s be honest. Lagos is wild. If you find yourself in a sketchy situation, that small pepper spray might just be your guardian angel. Be safe, not sorry.
ATM Card + Transport App Login
Just in case you need to book an Uber or BRT in emergency situations like when you see LASTMA ahead and your danfo driver starts reversing on a one-way road. Lagos will test you.
Extra Wig Cap or Edge Brush (Ladies, we know )
Because sweat is real, breeze is mad, and your edges deserve protection. Some of us have left home looking like 10/10 and arrived at our destination on soft 2/10 energy.
Biscuit or Snack (Hunger is wicked here)
You think you’re strong until you’ve been stuck in 3rd Mainland traffic for 2 hours with an empty stomach. That gala or cabin biscuit in your bag might just save your soul.
Mini Perfume or Roll-On
From bus smells to market aromas and one auntie’s egusi soup that entered your clothes by force, you need something to refresh. Spray and walk with pride.
Charger Cable
Because power bank without cord is just expensive rubber. And someone always has charger head, just ask nicely.
Lagos is not for the weak. Your bag isn’t just a fashion statement; it’s your survival kit. Whether you’re on the Island, Mainland, or somewhere in between, make sure you’re always ready. Because in this city, anything can happen.
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