Detty December 101: How to Attend 7 Events in One Night without Collapsing

December is almost here, and yet again, I’m back with another guideline for you to have a swell detty December.

Have you been thinking of how to possibly attend all the events happening this December without splitting yourself into two? Well, think no more, for your Detty Santa is here to grant that wish with a list of ways to attend more than 7 parties in one night without losing your mind:

1. Start With a Strategic Prayer

Before you even leave your house, say a prayer. Not just for safety, but for strength, because you’re about to enter the battlefield of Detty December, and you need divine intervention to survive.

Ask for divine energy, supernatural stamina, and the ability to say “I’m on my way” with conviction while still in your towel.

2. Outfit Engineering Is Key

You have to pick the right outfit for each event. You can’t step out in just anything, you need to look like you’re really ready for this Detty December business.

You also need an outfit that can shapeshift to fit into the different party settings for the night.

This is very crucial to your movement, so take it seriously.

3. Get a Friend with a Car.

You just have to get a friend with a car in Lagos, if you want to get the premium vibe of the night. Remember, the goal is to attend 7 parties in one night without collapsing, and if you keep paying uber drivers, the bill might just make you collapse before your time.

4. Eat Strategically

You cannot party on an empty stomach, but you also can’t eat too much, or you’ll feel bloated and that might ruin the whole vibe of the night.

As a baddie, you seriously cannot be purging anyhow, and you know that.

So, watch what you eat!

5. Know When to Ghost

As a sharp guy, you need to know when you’ve had enough for one night. Only you, 7 parties in just one night?  When you no be Robocop.

Know when you have over “dettied” your December and go home!

I know by now you’re wondering how to know if you have Over Dettied your December right? You might just have to stay tuned for the series of detty December advice I have for you.

In the meantime, check this out! https://kraks.co/5-things-to-do-before-detty-december/

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