You Know Youāre Broke When Your Account Balance Is Currently on “God Abeg”
You know that moment when you are broke and you start taking note of things that didnāt matter. Youāre looking at your account balance like...
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6 Nigerians Share the Worst Advice They Got About Money or Marriage.
Everyone has that one advice they wish they never listened to. Especially when it comes to money or marriage, the two things Nigerians love to...
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Can We Talk About Birthday Anxiety?
Because āCelebrate Meā don turn to āStress Meā every year Once Upon a Time, Birthdays Were Simple There used to be a time, ahhhh, a...
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Black Tax: Your Ride-or-DieĀ Bestie
We are literallyĀ only a few days into the new month, and already, your salary account is already looking like it has packed its bags...
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8 ways Nigerians Say āIām About to Politely Insult Youā Without Raising Their Voice
Nigerians donāt rush insults. No, no, we usher them in with diplomacy and just a sprinkle of Queenās English. What may start with āI beg...
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āHow Nigerian Parents Say āI Love Youā Without Saying Itā
Nigerian parents? They are a legendary breed. If emotional expression were a sport, theyād be the undisputed champions of tough love and silent softness. Apologies?...
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5 Signs You Might Be a Gold Digger (And no…. We’re not judging you, own it)
So you say youāre just a āgirl with tasteā? Or that you ācanāt suffer with a manā? Fair. But thereās a thin line between āI...
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Let People Sleep Abeg: A Saturday Morning Rant
Friday was chaotic. Deliverables stacked like JAMB questions, rain fell like it had beef with humanity, and as usual, bus drivers used the opportunity to...
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Dating in This Economy Should Come with Emotional Insurance
You went to school for five years, maybe six, if you include the generous ASUU breaks that were given for free. As per serious student...
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Dear Nigerians, Must It Be Rice and Stew Every Sunday?
Like clockwork, every Sunday after church, youāll hear that one pot bubbling in the kitchenā¦ and you just know, itās rice and stew. Again. Is...
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Soft Life No Be for Everybody, Make We No Lie
And itās okay, really. Youāre just not on the RSVP list. Yet. Thereās this popular saying, āSoft life or nothingā by people who have made...
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Imagine If World War 3 Happens and Nigeria Is Involved.
This Israeli/Iran war, popularly known as āthe 12-day warā by the loud orange-haired man in the White House, is a conflict that has gotten the...
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Do Nigerian Men Know How to Communicate, Or Do They Prefer the Silent Treatment?
We all know men are amazing creatures, but Nigerian men? Ahhhh They are a different breed entirely. Before the Sons of Adam come for me...
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Office Wahala I Didnāt Sign Up For: Tales from the WhatsApp Group
You see this life ehn?Ā Nobody warns you that thereād be a day when your stress wonāt be from KPIs and deliverables, but from a...
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Can We Talk About the Pressure to “Have Arrived” by 25?
Society says you should have it all by 25 – 5 Ā Nigerians share how society’s obsession with hitting major milestones has affected them; emotionally, mentally,...
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Why Do Nigerians Shout on the Phone? It’s a Phone Call, Not a Family Meeting!
Because sometimes even earphones canāt save you from Uncle āHELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME??ā If there’s one thing Nigerians are known for, apart from jollof...
