In this Lagos, sorry, in this economy being a baddie is not just a vibe, it’s a full-time lifestyle. It’s not about having the most money or the latest iPhone (though we won’t mind that), it’s about showing up, standing out, and serving confidence whether you’re on the mainland or chilling in Lekki.
So if you’ve ever looked at a babe and thought, “Wow, she’s effortlessly fine and unbothered,” congrats, you’re ready to enroll. This is your guide to being the undisputed soft life commander in Nigeria. No stress, just slay.
Class is in session.
Look Good, Always (Even to Buy Bread)
Whether it’s lashes, gloss, or just killer brows, your baddie license depends on never being caught unfresh.
“No makeup” makeup? A skill. Edge control? Your sword.
Smell Like Soft Life
Body mist, perfume oil, and that one designer perfume you use only when you’re not taking bike. Scent is silent packaging.
Serve Face, Serve Attitude
A baddie doesn’t argue; she glances, she sips her drink, and lets the universe handle the drama. Eye-rolls and silence? Deadly combo.
Aesthetic Instagram or Nothing
Your feed must scream: “She’s not just fine, she curates.” Location tags? Coastal or curated. Filters? Soft. Captions? Lyrics, always.
Money Must Be Made (Softly)
You either have a hustle, a side hustle, or a man with hustle. Being a baddie is expensive, lip gloss isn’t cheap and neither is data.
Friend Group = Fine Girls United
One fine girl is powerful. A group? Dangerous. Walk in slow motion to Afrobeat with sunglasses on (like those old Nollywood movies). Heads will turn because of the beauty of you and your friends. Mission accomplished.
Never Let a Man See You Sweat
Even if your phone just fell in water or your account is on zero, keep calm and pout pretty. Baddies bounce back in silence.
Soft Life Is the Goal, Not Stress
You want peace, aesthetics, enjoyment, and rice with extras. If anything brings stress? Walk away. No need to argue.
Post one bomb selfie, ignore two texts, sip water, and mind your business.
Congratulations ; you’ve passed Baddie 101 with distinction.
