6 Signs You’re Not the Baller You Think You Are This December
You’re Not Using UBA’s Red Pass How are you calling yourself a baller, but you’re still joining long queues like its registration for JAMB? Real...
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Nigerian Movies to Look Out for This December
Christmas wey go sweet na from Nollywood you go know! December is already looking like a very interesting month, and the movie lineup is intense!...
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End-of-Year Traditions Naija Families Still Hold Onto
Ahhh, there’s something about the end of the year in a Naija household that is a mix of reflection, celebration, and preparation. For many families,...
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IJGBs Don’t Love You, They’re Just Looking for Who to Rub Body On
Detty December is approaching, and you know what that means, IJGBs are already booking flights, polishing accents, practicing “I just got back” in front of...
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5 Things You Should Stop Doing in Public
1. Farting In Public As a well-meaning citizen of this federal republic, why would you fart in public! Some people do it in very crowded...
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Black Friday in Nigeria
The Real Prices vs The Online Lies Once upon a time in this same Nigeria, Black Friday used to be black. Fast-forward to today? Black...
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International Men’s Day: Nigerian Men, We See You and We Appreciate You
Being a man in today’s world is not a small assignment. The pressure is plenty, the expectations are high, and somehow, men are still expected...
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When Old Tweets Refuse to Rest In Peace
They say the internet never forgets, and Ezra Olubi, paystack’s co-founder, just became the latest proof. He woke up one morning, and boom, his tweets...
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The Only Way You Can Survive Traffic This December
December in Nigeria is a different season entirely. The roads are fuller, the potholes are angrier, and everybody suddenly has somewhere urgent to go. From...
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Signs Someone Is an IJGB — Even If They Don’t Say It
Every December, Nigeria welcomes a special group of visitors, the IJGBs (I Just Got Backs). They don’t need to announce themselves; their aura, accent, and...
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Old Nollywood Science That Made No Sense (But We Believed Anyway)
There was a time when Nollywood didn’t need logic or science, just dramatic background music, smoke effects, and a sprinkle of mystery. From movies about...
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How to Outsmart IJGBs This December
Before They Outsmart You (Again) They’re coming home again. The I Just Got Backs, with their foreign accents, body sprays that can choke your destiny,...
