Eniola Lasaki
Wahala sidom jeje, you go find am.
Yo! Besties, how’s Valentine’s looking? I’m Working from home today but cramps said chill a bit. Regardless, I bring you this hilarious but juicy gist that had me seriously rolling.
“So I just got a job but it requires a laptop, I told my boss and all he told me was if I can’t get a laptop i might be fired. The pay is good 150k monthly I am a fresh graduate, and now I don’t have money I told my friend and he connected me with a woman, she said she would get it for me but I had to sleep with her 8 times the first time we were to meet.
I wanted to be clean so I bought an expired shaving cream unknowingly. I touched my d*ck with the shaving cream unknowingly and it pilled off in so many places and it was hurting me.
I still went like that and slept with her with the wound on my d*ck. Now it’s terrible I have to meet with her again for the second time. I don’t know what to do. She’s not understanding and my b*lls are swollen i need the job and without the laptop, I might lose it”
Biko, advise a brother in distress. I have no words, literally. Just drop a word of advice and encouragement for him in the comments.
Ire o (bye)!
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