This is an open apology letter to Harmattan. We Nigerians are sorry for complaining out of ignorance when you came visiting. We would do anything to have to back in exchange for the current heatwave that has plagued the country.
We have no idea what increased the pressure in the atmosphere but as the saying goes, when life hands you lemons, you make lemonades out of them.
So here is a guide to coping with the current weather.
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Randomly pour water on yourself and when asked, get in position and do Tyler’s water dance.
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Surprise your co-workers, go to work in your birthday suits.
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Soak your mattress in water… think of it as a water bed.
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Buy a pocket Air Conditioner
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Make the shower your new favorite spot in the house
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Ditch your hot partners, you don’t need them in this weather.
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Move your things to your CEO’s office… they always have AC’s
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Invest in nature…stand on trees…the higher, the better.
