How to Make The Most of Today's Public Holiday before Tomorrow’s Email Ambush

Spoiler alert: Your workload is patiently waiting for you tomorrow

1. Secure That Remaining Eid Meat & Malt Combo

Stroll over to greet your Muslim neighbors, politely, of course, and collect that juicy meat and two chilled malt as you were not around for the main ceremony yesterday . No shame in securing your food before dem use kindly find attached wound you

2. Binge that Series on Netflix

You see that series you’ve been dying to watch, now is the time. Plug in every device you own, and keep a power bank handy so you won’t be caught unaware. You should be prepared for NEPA and its wahala.

3. Nap Like Tomorrow No Dey

My dear, better spread that bedsheets, get your plushest pillow and sink into your bed, and dream of a world where every day is a holiday. When you wake, you’ll feel human again, just in time for round 2 of the meat and malts you collected, because today na you get today.

4. Enjoy Every Moment (Before the Storm)

As you bask in today’s enjoyment, remind yourself: “Public holiday no be la vida loca.” That way, when Tuesday comes, you’ll be ready to survive the day.