If You Do More Than 2 Of These, You Need Help

It has come to my notice that many are mad but only a few are roaming. Some of you have bad character and seriously need help as I didn’t think we’d still address these issues in 2024. Now that we’re here, if you find yourself on this list, I humbly suggest that you get all the help you need.

1. Follow people you hate on social media

Why haven’t you tapped the unfollow button if you hate them so much? They go ahead and drop foul comments on their posts. Fam, you must be delulu.

2. You advise people on how to live their lives

So you follow a celebrity and they do something that doesn’t match your standards. Why not turn the other way? Must your oversabi self talk? It’s how you think have an opinion over the life of a full-blown adult for me.

3. You get angry when you ask people for money and they can’t help

Your sense of entitlement needs to be delivered Tori if it’s not witchcraft, you won’t think that they are obliged to help you/do you a favor.

4. People who teach food bloggers how to cook in the comments

This table gan houses the kabiyesi of delusional people. How do you go to someone’s page to comment “the salt was too much or The oil wasn’t enough” Ahh, na you wan chop am? Abi na you get the resources. You most certainly need help.

5. You order something online and insist you won’t pay for delivery

Aunty? What exactly is the color of your problem? So you expect that in this renewed shege, an online vendor will send you an order with free delivery? Please, unless stated otherwise, stop moving this way and if you do, get help!!!

6. You borrow money and when it’s time to pay, you ghost

*sigh…you people on this list need no introduction. If you’re a partaker of this delusional act, kindly desist from it. Kobosi rara!

7. You judge people’s lives based on what they post on Socials

The earlier you know that there’s something called fake life and also that people only show you what they want you to see, the better for you. Stop using people’s social media lives as a yardstick for yours. And if you do, oya go and find help.