There are so many red flags we have as a country, but it’s amazing how these things are now very normal, but actually, E no really dey normal to do ooooo.
As a people, we always just move along with the tide and always learn to adapt! Nigerians, best in adapting.
This is a list of red flags we have a country.
1.When things increase, they never come down
There is no way something increases in price and still comes down to it’s actual price when the economy finally stabilizes. In this country? no way at all!
Higher higher we go every day we go. That price is never returning to its normal state.
2.Ridiculous House Rent
To live in Nigeria, you need to be an Odogwu, because the prices of houses in Nigeria will send you back to your village.
For one slice of house, you want people to pay 5 million naira per annum?! haaaa fear God oooo.
At this point we’ll start building houses with plywood or grass.
3.UP NEPA IN 2026
We don’t know when the electricity company will decide to give us light that day. it could come in the morning, evening or night, we really don’t know! All we know is that when we see it, we’re ever ready to scream ‘up NEPA’! in 2026? omoooo
4.Dollar Rising Like Yeast
At this point dollar could rise all the way to 10,000 Naira, and we wouldn’t even complain anymore, because we don too talk.
5. Ridiculous Lies
From snake swallowing millions to a monkey running away with millions. This one don pass bedtime story ooo…It’s snake in a monkey’s shadow.
We all know it’s a lie, but at this point, we can be convinced that yellow is pink and it’ll be so.
Omooo we don tire!
We have gone higher than just being a red flag country, we have become red banners. Hmmm Nigeria my country!
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