Eniola Lasaki
Times are changing rapidly and I hope you’re aware that it’s not until you start to grow wings and fly that you have witchcraft. I have crafted a list of things people around you need to watch out for. Once you’re guilty of 1 or more on the list, then you are a certified “ogbanje”
Let’s dive in…
1. As a lady, you don’t have period cramps
No one can convince me otherwise, because how do you survive the monthly unwanted visitor without pain?
2. You go shopping without checking the price first/bargaining
I suspect you must be the leader of the coven. In this Tinubu regime, you shop without checking the price. Kanayo must be your godfather.
3. You’re dating someone in Lagos
Han Han this courage of yours should be studied. Just make sure your backup plan is solid to avoid stories that touch.
4. You eat without adding weight
You’re on top of this list o. I only decided to disguise you as number 4. If it’s not witchcraft, then tell me what it is.
5. Your data subscription auto-renews
Are you by chance related to Mike Adenuga or Karl Toriola? Because other than that, no explanation is valid.
6. You still fill your car tank up
It can only be witchcraft/sorcery because you can’t tell me that Tinubu’s shege no Dey reach your side. Please shift make we see road.
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