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Ways Frowning Can Help You Survive The Economy

Ways Frowning Can Help You Survive The Economy

I know doctors have advised against frowning but just how far do you think that will get you. In this renewed shege that we’ve found ourselves, there’s a lot of good that frowning can do for you.

Remember, “always guiding” is our new mantra. I’ve listed out some advantages of frowning below…

Again, don’t say I did nothing for you?

1. Them no fit easily enter you.

Wearing a frown gives nobody the nerve to talk to you anyhow. Them wan collect?

2. Everybody go think say them offend you.

When you frown all the time, everyone wonders if they’ve offended you. This gives you an edge *winks*

3. No be everybody fit approach you.

Incase you’re unaware, wearing a frown automatically makes you unapproachable. You Dey doubt am? Try frowning on your way out today,

4. Lower chances of disrespect

When you wear a frown, you command respect. You give little or no chance to disrespect or see finish.

5. Nobody go say you dey flirt with am

Shinning too much teeth gives room for rubbish. When you frown, no one will assume you’re flirting with them. Again, stay guided!

6. Nobody will be able to ask you for urgent 2k

Refer to number 3. If you’re unapproachable, no one can ask you for urgent 2k. Stay sharp!

REMINDER: Don’t forget to FROWN TODAY

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Written by Eniola Lasaki

I’m a resourceful creative writer who is constantly in pursuit of knowledge. I pique interest in Entertainment, fashion and lifestyle. When I’m not working, I’m most definitely busy catching up with friends and family.