Eniola Lasaki
It’s 2024 and many of you still carry bad habits from 2023. Not only is it a new year, but with Valentine in view, i won’t let you deprive yourself of love due to your bad character.
Your man does not cuddle you for the following reasons I’d be stating here. So if you crave love this Valentine, I’d advise you to change your bad character.
1. Your hair bonnet/ hair stinks
Is it until you suffocate Emeka before you know that you should wash your hair bonnets or your hair. Stop it now.
2. You snore
So Emeka has gone to work all day and is back home, hoping to relax with the love of his life but you decide to snore his entire existence away.
3. Your Fart no get bus stop
I don’t blame Tolani Baj for asking those who fart anyhow to avoid her. Why pesin go cuddle you, you go con dey fart. Are you possessed?
4. You have body/mouth odor
Cuddling by all indications involves close contact. But Emeka is the breadwinner of his family and won’t allow you to choke him with bad breath and body odor. Aunty, change!
5. You fight Taekwondo In Your Sleep
You complained about Emeka’s dentition, he went and got braces but now you want to scatter his teeth again with your taekwondo skills and expect him to cuddle you! Baby kole werk.
6. You don’t smell nice to bed
You’ve run up and down the streets of Lagos all day and then you want to just in bed without taking a shower. How naa??
