If you’re a baddie, then you already know that these things should not be eaten outside! If you’re not a baddie, then stick around and learn one or two things:
1. Sea Food Okra
Baddies, you can’t be slurping draw soup and breaking crabs in public. Don’t even dare!
If you do this, then you’re not even a baddie at all.
2. Pepper Soup
This one will make you sniff and sweat, which will take a toll on your perfectly laid frontal.
The sweat will lift your frontal, so no peppersoup!
3. Nkwobi/Isi Ewu
Ahhhh, how can you order this? You want to smell like onions and palm oil and struggle with goat meat too? You better drop it and order pasta now!
4. Shawarma
Imagine stretching your mouth wide to bite shawarma and ending up with cream all over your face!
Dear baddie, I beg you, don’t try this. Don’t embarrass us in public.
5. Anything Swallow
As howwww na! Even if you disguise the swallow with a spoon or fork, please and please, don’t! Drop swallow and order something fancy.
Baddie my foot!
If you eat of any of these in public, then you’re not a baddie. Give up!
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