My boos and baes, trsut me, i’m not here to drag you and make you feel some type of ways, but honestly i just had to put this out.
No vex ooooo.
These are 5 signs you live in the trenches:
1. Chickens and Goats Interrupt When You’re Making Calls
You cannot even say a single word without chickens and goats revealing your situation.
No matter howe hard you try to hide it, the animal soundtracks just seem to always find you.
2. Bolt Drivers Always Complain About Your Street
Once you start getting close to your street, your heart starts beating, because you know the next thing your uber driver will say is “Madam this your street sef…me i cannot pass it ooo, abeg it’s too bad.
Come down here and just walk to your house abeg, e no far”
3. Boys Play Ball Randomly on Your Street
Your street is like a mini football pitch and not a single day goes by without boys in your area playing football. You don’t even see space to pass again.
You think about packing your bags and just leaving the area, but Sapa hold you for work. Chai!
4. No Sirene Sound When NEPA brings the Light
Not even one sirene sound when Nepa brings the light? Ahhh this must be nothing but a maddd joke.
Hmmm my sister na trenches you dey stay oooo.
5. Agbo Jedi/Iron Condemn/Gbogboleshe Sellers Basically Wake You up Every Morning
The music to your beautiful ears every single morning is the sound of these guys making the afternoon look more dreadful than it should already be.
Omo ehnnnnn
One day, our story go change!
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