(But Not Roaming)
There are people that are broke.
And then there are people that are moving MAHD.
Not roaming o, because roaming is full-blown madness.
This one is intentional madness.
Every move is calculated.
If you see yourself in this list, don’t panic. Just know… life has humbled you small
1. You Drag Change with Conductors
You see this one… no shame at all.
Even if it’s ₦100, you will stand your ground.
If it means following the bus to the final bus stop, so be it.
That money must return home with you.
2. You Have Trekked to Prove a Point
Transport is ₦300. You have ₦250.
Instead of negotiating, you said, “God forbid” and started walking.
Not because you like stress, but because you will not complete another man’s money.
3. You’ll Stop Anywhere to Pee
No restaurant. No fuel station. No shame.
Once pressure hits, you’ve already scanned the environment.
You’ve spotted that wall, the corner has been secured.
Public convenience is a suggestion.
You? You improvise.
4.You Thrive on Eye Service
You don’t joke with visibility.
Even if you’re tired, once oga is around, you’ve become a different human being.
If it means putting others down, you’ll gladly do.
5. You Reuse Everything
Nothing goes to waste in your house.
Ice cream bucket? Soup and stew Bowl.
Bread nylon? Storage.
Bottle? Candle holders.
Waste is not an option rara. Everything has a second life.
6. You’re Defending Celebrities Online
Because tell me why a grown adult like you is on the internet arguing like your life depends on a celebrity that does not know you.
Oga, this person you’re fighting for has not paid your rent before o.
Meanwhile, your mates are raising children and minding their peace.
Sha, tell me in the comments the ones I missed
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