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Staying faithful is hard in Lagos.

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Have you ever entered a place and seen someone so fine that you just wanted to confess your love even though your wife is right beside you? Well, that’s an average day in this city called Lagos.

The centre of excellence is so popular for many things; including the culture, exposure and opportunities, but the most excellent part about this city is the women.
Dark skin, light skin, thick, slim, they have the power to make a man “accidentally” dip his wedding ring in his back pocket or even shift his cap to the right side.

Even the men aren’t playing at all! Many fine men with heavy pockets and borrowed accents dey! You fit come back from work one day and see say them don snatch your babe/wife, it’s a Lagos thing ??‍♂️.

Let’s be clear, I’m not supporting polygamy or cheating but with all this many fish in this land of water (No offense to people that live in lekki), you want me to pick just 1? Ah!

Just the other day, Trace invited the team out to Wande Coal’s Trace Live event and I jumped at the chance to support my personal fave and his newly released album “Legend or No Legend”.

Wande Coal performing

But in much as we were there to watch the energizing performance of the legend, the baddies of Lagos didn’t let my eye balls rest, from left to right, I counted at least 17 women i wanted to spend the rest of my life with, all in one place o.

But as J-cole said, “there’s always going to be something better than the one you’ve got, but you won’t be happy till you love yours”.

So, dear men of Lagos, pick just one baddie and love them with all your heart, two if you’re feeling funky, three max so you don’t do too much.

As for me, 3-4 is just my start, they don’t call me Oshomo for nothing!

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Written by Tunmise Olasokan

Creative writer from 9-5, but an Idan 24/7.