How to Prepare for Detty December (Before It Prepares You)

December is three weeks away, and if you’re only just thinking about it, you’re already behind. Detty December doesn’t care about your plans.

It will find your account balance and humble it! so, start planning now

1. Set your budget now and mean it.

Decide what you’re spending and what’s for January. Future You will be broke, bitter and eating garri, so be nice to him. If you’ve not started budgeting already , then you’re not serious ooo.

2. Book early or pay the “December price.”

Flights, hotels, Airbnbs and ride-hailing all go up when the diaspora lands. That 50k shortlet in Lekki will be 180k by the 20th, so plan ahead!

3. Protect your peace (and your phone!!)

Crowded events mean pickpockets and bad network. Keep your valuables close, share your location with someone you trust, and always stay active!

4. Sort your outfits before It’s too late.

Owambe aso ebi, church, beach, concerts, New Year’s Eve oooo, start sorting everything out now! no time to waste.

5. Rest before it starts.

Detty December is a whole marathon, and you have to come prepared! Sleep now, because from the 15th, you have no business resting, you must be outside!